How to accentuate my genital warts with makeup?

by Rachel on November 6, 2011

I need to know what kind of makeup I can use to disguise my genital warts so my lovers dont know. I was thinking of covering each wart in different colored glitter eyeliner along with some fancy eyeliner decorations around them to form some type of artsy pattern. I would like it to look sensual and have even thought about getting a tattoo to accentuate them..would this be painful???

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Charlene November 6, 2011 at 11:00 pm

What ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aly November 6, 2011 at 11:43 pm

Why so you can pass it along to other people and spread the issue?

Do everyone a favor and become a nun. Quit whorin it up. You give everyone else a bad name.

Menalipa November 7, 2011 at 12:15 am

WTF

J-Button November 7, 2011 at 12:26 am

LOL….. this should be in the jokes & riddles section shouldn’t it?

banjaxed November 7, 2011 at 1:19 am

i would draw little smiley faces on them

and when you and your lovers are finished making love you can smile and say ” Have a Nice Day”

strawberrycupcake08 November 7, 2011 at 1:56 am

errm well for one thing your discusting! never mind covering them up so they catch them-GO AND GET THEM CURED. ughh i feel sorry for anyone who is thinking of sleeping with you they obviously dont know what is in store for them. the fact that your so comfortable just keeping them there is beyond me its just sick and filthy.

yo! :] November 7, 2011 at 2:08 am

i hope you know accentuate means emphasize.

and anyway back to your question…
WTF! why the hell would you put glitter on genital warts!
get them removed so you don’t give them to your partner!

Ace Bravado November 7, 2011 at 3:00 am

Oooh bold choice, if your lucky enough to get them in the first place you don’t really want to let them go for the sake of a few fussy lovers! I think avoid tattoos because what if new warts pop up? I suggest getting them each individually pierced, some nice little diamontes to bling up your genitalia, now thats class. And if people have problems with them just say its swelling from the piercings. Problem solved!

MrsTessaCullen November 7, 2011 at 3:18 am

Go see a doctor maybe? And see if you can get some cream or medicine for them,don’t spread it to others.

Putting make up on them wil make them worse.

brianjames92 November 7, 2011 at 3:22 am

you’re joking right

<3 November 7, 2011 at 3:40 am

youre digusting

get them sorted out! see a doctor! euurgh
youre why having one night stands is so dangerous

ew i actually feel sick

hmm_ November 7, 2011 at 4:22 am

l0l. just use wart cream and get rid of them please. std’s are not sensual at all.

ToolGirl4 Ivana Fook,Back 4 More November 7, 2011 at 4:41 am

Make them into flowers… :D that would look so cute…

Revenge is Angry! November 7, 2011 at 4:46 am

you can hand him a marker and let him play connect the dots.

LittleMeg :) November 7, 2011 at 5:12 am

LOL

XD

ron-johns WHAT A RIOT November 7, 2011 at 5:32 am

……..
HAHHHHHAAHAHA

Jimmy J November 7, 2011 at 6:03 am

We could have been friends, but in the blink of an eye you are gone.

Jilibean? November 7, 2011 at 6:07 am

I think it’s downright sexy!! The guys will LOVE this! I’d go with the stripper glitter and eye liner..perfect! personally, I think you should let your lovers play dot-to-dot!

shun t November 7, 2011 at 6:31 am

huh???

Cleo November 7, 2011 at 6:41 am

NO no no! Makeup will only make them stand out more. What I did was let my bush grow wild, so as to maintain my secret. This has worked well for me. So far I may have possibly infected 1000 plus men and about 90 women in the last 3 years!

kikime November 7, 2011 at 7:26 am

I think the tattoos are a great idea! I think you should make a little family or maybe even a bar scene with them? No no no I’ve got it… Make it an orgy scene that way it gets the guys more in the mood and maybe even give them some suggestive ideas!;)

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