Spiritually speaking would the Lord God Almighty smite us if we committed sexual sins and got STD’s?

by Rachel on June 3, 2011

I don’t know about you all but I need to laugh. I propose a raid tonight in 45 minutes. Marriage and Divorce topic is STD’s. Who’s in? Use backup accounts unless you like being suspended.

{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }

JZ June 3, 2011 at 11:59 pm

where am i? what section is this?

Ryan June 4, 2011 at 12:02 am

No, he’s all-knowing (understands all).

midnight71 June 4, 2011 at 1:02 am

Why the fuck did god allow for STD’s to be here in the first place?

GorJess June 4, 2011 at 1:12 am

So there.

Jesus Shat June 4, 2011 at 1:55 am

I’m in.

iTeapot {Sweet Revolution} June 4, 2011 at 2:43 am

*Is in for the raid, assuming the router doesn’t die again*

PropReno June 4, 2011 at 2:59 am

You DO know that “smite” is just an archaic form of “spank” don’t you?…

Bonnie June 4, 2011 at 3:59 am

STD’s is His wrath.

brotherjohn June 4, 2011 at 4:03 am

The lord god doesnt smite people for sins since jesus paid the price for sin on the cross, we are now judged by our works, (rev 20) The reason god gave the 10 commandments and all the other rules back in the OT was to Keep gods people from things like stds and bad side effects. If one abstains from sex with strangers then chances are one will not get stds. If a person doesn’t steal then they will keep their hands lol. This sort of thing was gods loving way of protecting his people from the evils of the world outside of the garden, he was helping them equip themselves to live in the world they chose but god didnt prefer. If you sin however, you will die and this is the second death. No immortality for the sinner.

Instant Star Just Add Coffee June 4, 2011 at 4:14 am

There!

Briley June 4, 2011 at 4:51 am

Sounds good : )

Joan June 4, 2011 at 5:02 am

Nope. The version of version of God you got is a myth. The God isn’t smiting anyone, nor the Goddess, things just happen, we die, then we come back as a new human, and then die again, on and on.

Blessed Be

I ? the Saints June 4, 2011 at 5:21 am

Is it still considered an STD if I don’t use my hands?

renee June 4, 2011 at 6:16 am

i love sucking more then anything i really cant get stds can i come on i cant waite to be with the man i love the saint man to marrow when i get home from work !!!!!!!!

Yoyo Nelly Welly Jelly Belly June 4, 2011 at 7:07 am

Darn I missed AGAIN :(

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